Where do you from...??  

Posted by Mr. Gee

This happen in one afternoon in a mamak restaurant during i enjoyed my lunch alone. A malay man suddenly came near me and ask, "Are these sit vacant?". Since the restaurant are crowded with an hungry people, so i just offer the man sit near me and I'd continue my businesses. Just after i finished my meal and pull my cigarette out, the man asked me about where do i from? The man are trying to start a small conversation for acquaintance maybe In my thought. So i answered the man with my moderate malay's slang "I dari ko-Lumpo". so the conversation was on.


The man: "I, sebenarnya baru je balik dari sabah"

Me: "Oh, iyer ker?"
The man: "Iyer, baru jer sampai semalam. You penah gi sabah ker?"
Me: "Tak..."
The man: "kalau you ader rezeki coba leer melancong kat sabah, sabah best!"
Me: "Nanti la bila ader rezeki"
The man: "Sabah memang best giler. I sempat gi melawat kat Bukit Bendera, gi Kundasang, mandi hot spring, banyak jugak tempat yang best best"
Me: "Iyer ker"... I act surprised kenen laa...
The man: "Iyeeeeeeeer... awek sabah pun cun cun. I sempat gi pasar Kota Kinabalu, banyak giler awek-awek cun sabah berjual kat pasar. eeerm..tapi memang best laa. Lain kali I nak gi melancong kat sabah lagi"
Me: "Oooow!"...I act surprised lagi kenen...
The man: "Ader sekali tue I gi lepak tepi pantai.... mak aih, memang lawa giler awek sabah?"
Me: "You tak berkenalan ker ngan awek-awek cun sane?" 
The man: "Ramai gak tapi sume jual mahal"

Then the man ask me with another question...
"You KL belah mane erk?"

Then i answer to the man.....

"I KAT KAMPUNG BARU TAPI TEMBUNI I KAT SABAH"....hahahahahahaha.....