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The Value of a Drink...  

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'Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'
~ Jack Handy
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

'I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.'
~Frank Sinatra
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

'When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.'
~ Henny Youngman
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

'24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.'
~ Stephen Wright
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
~ Benjamin Franklin
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

'Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.'
~ Dave Barry
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Dave Howell
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

'Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of alcohol eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after the consumption of alcohol.'

~ Cliff Clavin as he explain to his buddy Norm bout the Buffalo Theory.

Day 14, 31.12.2008. Went to Bingkor, Keningau once again as i promised those BBKK's friend to spending the eve new year wef lot and lot of boost. But DARN!!! this time my car really failed me. I have to call for a rescue mission this time but the night continue as planned.
 As my car smoked at the road side
 
 I still reached to my destination...
  
 As the crowd waited for the bell's of 2009
A welcome drink's
 
 Make money time for 2009 expenses.
  
 The calling for head banging...
  
 Here i am, which already half drunk
  
 And Leo's waiting for the Poco-Poco
  
The decease of Parkinson lips...
  
  Cheering for the moon...
 
Couch in action... Kline poisoning the grass...

Day 15, As my car parked at the road side all night. I had to call for an expert for help. Lucky me once again coz there's only 1 lot opened that day. So as we waited for my car to be fix, we just having a joyride around town for jalan-jalan cari makan and a i had a lil slot of Jejak Kasih wef my unknown couzin Mitui (nick name). Still, I'm happy to know that i had pinay relatives around Keningau. We ends up at The Quan Yin Tample and Hill's View Resort for fotoshoot that evening. Many thank for Tompinai Paladius aka. Niit as he patiently becoming our beloved driver.
 
Dogoes started his day wef lamme smile...
  
My 1st time meeting wef Nit@Paladius 
  
Today is kung fu breakfast
 
  
Menu for the day 
  
A visit to my cousin house 
  
My cousin Mitui, me & Uncle
 
  
The road to my "Rescue"
  
My 2nd wife's
  
Coincidence Nit millage oso the same...
 
  
The fruit ABC before Dim Sum...  
  
Before
  
And after 
  
Also had the opportunity meeting my so called granny, my daddy uncle.
  
Boss.. mau servise ka..?? 10 cent style!!
  
Ni kes buang tebiat nie...Wakaka
 
  
Nit@Paladius 
  
Akung, Nit@Paladius & Me
 
  
Retarded faces again
  
  
I'm flying without wing's 
  
Love this possed wef the sky view
  
Nit@Paladius in his sentimental looks
  
And Again we ate ending the day. Hmmm.. Bak Ku Tea..nyum nyum nyum
 

It tell's me that we really hungry..Hahaha

p/s: Will be continue.

My rambling begins. Part 6 - As I'll Be....  

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Day 11, 29.12.2008. Going back to KK to fetching my buddy Dr. Sinsang Kline at terminal 1 MAS airport at 8.30pm. He's finished his study in Chinese Traditional Alternative Medicine in Guang Zhou, China and returned home for good. For ur info, he is good playing his finger. Don't get me wrong, what I mean is he is a moving massager and he can fix you in no time. Hahahaha... Whoever got any muscle or problems like silahau dagu, urat besimpul, or just anything, please do not hasitate to call him. Letter I'll give you more info bout what he do kay guys. We end the day at Jr. house, Penampang. Attending that night was Jr, West, Gidong, Tompok, Bobby, Mesh, Me & Kline. Lumis still at her kampung... Taaaaapun. We sang and we drank and oso testing Jr's new GMB sound system.

Suka ba si sinsang..wakaka

Waiting for turn to sing

Si mesh nda perna nampak urang ensem...wakaka
Half cook for everyone... Mesh, Kline, Bobby, Godong & Me.

Day 12. Feel uncomfortable when received call from my office. Don't they know that I'm on holiday. I wonder how they felt if I called them during their holidays? Just spoiling my mood for the day sit at home and typing papers and budget report online from home. Lucky them coz i brought my broadband wef me.

p/s: Will be continue.

Day 8, 26.12.2008. Me and my cousin drive to Tambunan for x'mas visit to his colleague house Juvinia. The journey from Sipitang to Tambunan only took less than 2 hour drive by using the new highway from my kampung. Thou the distance is near but we still had a few stop at the the middle of the jungle for some fresh air. You'll only see hill's and green all around. Stopped again at Tenom filling fuel and at Keningau for refilling our empty tummy then continue our journey to the destination. We reached Tambunan a lil bit early. Forgot the name of the kampung name ody, maybe it's Kg. Kiawaian if I'm not mistaken. At first, the plan is only a day trip but it's change in an instant when Ju's father served us wef a tajau and pusas... Aha. Having 2 tajau is already more than enough for the day.

Mr. Tajau

My cousin Ricky

The "Tajau" & Juvinia

Ricky said that he would build restaurant in there.. hehe

Me and a cloudy sky view

Day 9. Back from Juvinia house we continue our journey to Bingkor, Keningau. Just have a short visit to the BBKK's friend. Again, i've been served wef Mr. Tajau and this time it's a lil bigger than the night before. My Friend John aka Akung said "the 1st sip is Thank Me for visiting and the 2nd sip is for my safe journey back home". I wont dare to have the 3rd sip coz I'll be dead after that.. haha. Then get back on my wheels to Tenom visiting my uncle which also a short visit.

p/s: Will be continue.

My rambling begins. Part 3. - I'm Home  

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Day 3, 21.12.2008. I'm doing my final shopping for the year of 2008 at Center Point KK wef my 3rd sis and bro in law. Bought some x'mas present for my niece & nephew. All things a lil bit expensive nowadays and caused wallet nearly empty.. Hahaha. Having a joyride around town "jalan-jalan cari makan" before I drive heading back to Sipitang. Reached my kampung around 4pm then spending time wef my parent. Really missed talking wef my folks since I'm only back like one or twice a year. Nightlife? don't ask! It's just like a dance without a floor coz there's nothing much to do even the karaoke closed at midnight. So, I called my loyal company Ricky which oso my cousin as he drive me around kampung, refreshing things that I left 11 year ago. Then hangout at KFC (Kaling Food Court) wef friends till 3am..

Day 4, another early sunny day back home where 6am similar to 8am in KL. Since my dad is away to town, me and bro in law taking the opportunity to catch some fish from my father pond... mencuri ikan la kunun... hehe. Just after breakfast, i drove my mum to market then fetch my niece n nephew go jalan2. Soon after everything finished, it's a hangout session again wef cousin s n friend at The Beach, Sipitang. Have few crate of boost sambil melayan blues siring laut... kekeke...

My bro in law really terrer bukaan rambat nombor 8.. LoL

Day 5. Since there's nothing much to do at sipitang so apa lagi... me n my cousin Ricky had another joyride to Lawas, Sarawak. The mission is only to "jalan2 looking for sarawak kolo mee.. ngeh...ngeh...ngeh...

Before

After

Day 6, everyone was busy preparing for x'mast but me n my cousin busy cari kuih BooM n Pau Butter at beaufort then after that back again to sipitang... Another rambling of jalan2 cari makan... In evening, my relatives coming over for drinking and a small bbq.

Day 7. It's Christmas. Yeah... Excitement is only felt by children. I went to church wef a lil hangover and as I'd remembed my blogger friend Olumis said try to say the Beer Prayer in the chruch "Our Lager, Which art in Barrels, Hallowed be thy Drink, I'll be Drunk, At Home as in the PUB, Give us this day our Foamy Beer and Forgive us our Spillages, As we Forgive those who Spill against us, And lead us not into ROAD BLOCKS, But deliver us from HANGOVER". Miracle happen where that evening I'll get drunk again... Lalalalalala.

Ting Tong Ting Tong... Merry Christmas Everyone

My nephew Charlie Charles. He was so exited having x'mas presents

The elder Precylla & Pauline

My beloved from left: Clarissa, Cassidy, Charlie & Ideline Isaballe

Clarissa, Ivgan, My lil sis, Cassidy n Adeline Isaballe.

Gaaaarrrrr... roar like a cat..hihihi

Only part of my family.

p/s: Will be continue.